Plane Passengers

Man Stands Up Two Seconds Early on 5-Hour Flight, Reaps Time Savings

March 21, 2023. In a daring act of bravado and tactical genius, local man Jerry Thompson has defied all logic and reason by standing up a full two seconds after the plane touched down at the end of his 5-hour flight, resulting in a groundbreaking time-saving maneuver. The world has been left in awe as […]

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